feather weight

lead balloon

Moron in charge... and he knows how to use an oxy-acetaline blow torch cos he saw it done once...therefore he is an oxymoron.

Hmmm... so does that mean if I stand on my head I'm actually the right way up??? .......

The fact that you said that is gonna keep me up all night...lol!

My ex wife used to say up in under.  Would that be a trioxymoron?

Hehe, who needs Viagra, then... if the lunacy at WC keeps you (and no doubt others) up all night.

Not exactly an oxymoron, but this is something we used to say as kids...

I went to the pictures tomorrow, and took a front seat at the back

but I fell from the stalls to the gallery, and broke a toe bone in my back.

You must have had a wild childhood...lol.  We sang songs like:

Comet...it makes your sink so clean

Comet...it tastes like gasoline

Comet...will make you vomit,

So try comet, and vomit today!

Yup, sure did... even had a duel once...

One fine day in the middle of the night

Me and a dead mate got up to fight

back to back we faced each other

Drew our swords and shot each other.

So shine yer buttons wiv Brasso, you can get it for 3 ha'pence a tin

You can buy or flog it from Woolworths but I don't think they got any in.

true blood

semiprivate

Frost proof

Super bad.

intense apathy

freezer burn

icy hot

burnt charcoal