I like oxymorons....I thought I'd start this up...just for laughs!
I will get us started with a few.
Microsoft Works
Military Intelligence
Jumbo Shrimp
Do...U.. want to?
"Do...YOU.. want to?"
Don't blame me if you wake up dead.
And if you do, I'll never speak to you again
Fell down the stairs... er, like when do you ever fall UP them!
Grind down
Tentative Decision
Christmas holiday
Sarah Palin's brain.
rigor mortis
I don't got nothing. Yeah, I know, I know, this should have gone in the SKO's 'nothing' thread, but it is relevant.... like when the cops caught this guy coming backwards out of a store window after hours with a TV in his arms...
"Hullo, hullo, hullo, and wot 'ave you got there, then?"
"I don't got nothing, officer, I don't got nothing!"
"I can see that, sunshine, both arms full."
Mild hurricane
science fiction
radio active
funny paper
In Oz?
We all know that things are upside down and backwards in Oz, so does that turn redundancies into oxymorons and vice versa...er versa vice?
Questions like these keep me awake at night, and put me asleep during the day!
work related