I like oxymorons....I thought I'd start this up...just for laughs!
I will get us started with a few.
Microsoft Works
Military Intelligence
Jumbo Shrimp
Bird dog
Easy LaborEducational Television Expressive SilenceExtra ordinary Eyes Wide Shut False EvidenceFalse Fact Farewell Reception Fatal Attraction Fiber Glass Fighting for Peace Final Draft First Conclusions Flexible Budget Fresh Dried Fruit
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initial conclusion
politically correct
Edit:
A 12-Ounce Pound CakeAccurate HoroscopeAct NaturallyAdult ChildrenAdvanced BASICAfrican American (Italian American, Polish American, etc.)Agree to DisagreeAirline FoodAlmost Done, Almost Exactly, Almost ReadyAlone TogetherAmicable DivorceAnarchy Rules!Anxious PatientAppearance Hearing (court appearance)Approximately EqualArtificial IntelligenceAssistant SupervisorAuction Winner (you still have to pay for it!)Audience ParticipationAuthentic ReproductionAwfully GoodAwfully Nice
vaguely aware
taped live
honest politician
clean dirt
alone together
fighting for peace
half naked
safe sex
better than new
black light
boring orgasm
DOS window
even odds
guest host
working vacation
silent scream
small fortune
Way to go ilsabav92.
that's quite a list ilsabav92!!
near miss
nicely googled ilsabav92
Free Trade
Genuine reproduction
When did you EVER have one of those?
dang, ya caught me... hey look,
Duck Season!
ilsabav92 season!